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(Source: michaelpalin)

Colin is the Victorian Ambassador for the Miles for Smiles Campaign which supports Clown Doctors working in hospitals around Victoria.

You can find out more about the foundation and donate HERE.
Footage from The Actors Showreel.

• Gorgi: (On phone-sex operators) The women who do these calls aren't sitting around in black chiffon, gorgeous lingerie and killer heels.
• Colin: They're not? ... They're ... THEY'RE NOT?! I'm not making those calls anymore. I've been jipped.
• Gorgi: Have I just ruined your weekend activity?
• Colin: Yeah, absolutely. Thats right.
• Gorgi: Oh, sorry, Col.
• Colin: That's what I was gonna do on Mother's Day. ... ... ... Did I say that out loud?

Hey! Twitter users!

The demand for Colin on Twitter is growing. The world needs this man to get onto the social networking.

Let’s try and get him on by (politely) telling @yumichild why he needs a Twitter account.

Go go go! 

(and be creative, because although we are all thinking “Because it’s Colin!”, I think we need to be a tad more persuasive.)

Colin and Frank performing at St Martins Youth Arts Centre (where they first met).

Colin: Just, well, Katy Perry, basically. You know;

[singing to the tune of California Girls]
East coast guys, I got ‘em.
Unbelievable.
I like to show my boobies a lot.

I got boobies boobies, I got boobies boobies.

I’M SICK OF SEEING YOUR FRICKIN’ BOOBIES.

That’s it. That’s all. I’ve just had… You’re just - as my mum would call - you’re just a bit mutton dressed up as lamb, quite frankly.

Audience: Ohhhhh.

Colin: Is that wrong? Fuck. Jesus Christ, you people. Get out more.